sea bass

i once had a friend named sea bass, he was pretty annoying....so one day i decided to kick his ass

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bass hunter

A crappy ass swedish DJ. Commonly known for fjortis songs like DotA and Boten Anna.

Rumors suggest that the real name of this infamous character is David Nyborg. He is believed to be hiding near the city of Staffanstorp in Sweden, where he spends his days trapped in his studio, safe from death treats.

Yoo yo wer bass hunter at?? BASSSS?

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Bass Player

The friend that said when you started your band "Can I JOOOIIIINNN?" And your mom told you to. And he cant play, count, read music, or just read in general.

Tod is the bass player in our band. I don't think he has showered in 3 weeks.

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Gay Bass

A style of bass guitar that originates from the 80's where the bass run has homosexual tendencies.

Generally, slap bass forms the basis of gay bass and it tends to be short, quick, repetitive runs that are quirky and makes people want to get on the dance floor to perform unorthodox dance moves.

The bassist can complete the 'Gay Bass' look by being shirtless or wearing spandex-like attire.

Luke: 'Is that gay bass in that song?'

Christian: 'That is some hardcore gay bass, I need to bust a move to this. Fancy a trip to the local liberal-minded establishment?'

Luke: 'Sure, as long as there aren't too many Lib Dems in there.'

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upright bass

A large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly anal.

Man, that Two-ton Tessa loves it up the shitter against the wall. She's the best upright bass I've plucked in years.

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bass blaney

Gay as fuck

Bass blaney likes it in the ass

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the bass effect

n. (THE BASE E FEKT) When someone experiences low frequency sounds in a demo area of a store, someone else's sound system, show, or movie theater and doesn't remember what its like.

Guy 1: i can't remember how low frequencies sounds like because I cant get my own subwoofers.
Guy 2: Well you're experiencing the bass effect .

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