mud bath

when some one has diarea and shits on your chest

we fucked hard and i had diarea and shit on her chest.

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polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

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Golden Bath

The act of pissing in the tub for 15 days straight then take your lover blind fold them and proceed to drowned them in it.

Dude i tryed the golden bath last night.

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Jew Bath

Consists of one Jewish man and one Jewish woman having sexual intercourse in their own excrement and urine.

Edgafrt and Stuttgart were having some fun mud wrestling in their own excrement and urine. This is called a 'Jew Bath' or 'Muddy Fun', however, Muddy Fun doesn't always consist of Jewish people participating.

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Skynrd Bath

Sitting naked with some friends while on vacation, underneath the mason-dixon line, listening to classic skynrd while talking in souther accents.

hey verne, hey cletus, you looking to take a skynrd bath?

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Mexican Bath

When you are taking a shit and when the terd drops it splashes the dirty brown water on your balls or ass

I was taking a shit the other day and i got a Mexican bath

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Whore Bath

To spray yourself or a friend with a sickening amount of perfume to cover the smell of drugs or simply not having showered for a week.

1: "You still going to come over?"

2: "Yeah I said i'd be there by four."

1: "Dude it's like six already"

2: "Shit! I guess i'll just take a whore bath and head out"

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