1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
EXAMPLES:
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
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An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.
Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!
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An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.
The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.
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When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
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an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places
The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.
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A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.
Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!
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a belt used to hold in a boner, usually worn at all times around the waist.
mr. key made use of his boner belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.
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