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joey bear

a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine

"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"

"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."

"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."

"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."

by cindybeeasaurus December 31, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Claire Bear

A nickname for Claire named people who are exceptional at Grammar, normally aspired upon as they are admired for how cool they are

"She's a right Claire bear, she's an interlectual"
"Angus look at that Claire bear she's so cool"

by wickid tree November 8, 2009

207๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grizzlar bear

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.

"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.

by Fishbourne February 27, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


care bear

An MMORPG player that plays nothing but PvE content. Often feels entitled to PvP rewards and acheivements even if they have not participated in any PvP, but is opposed to PvP players earning raid gear through PvP activities. Spends countless hours on the forums trying to either ruin or completely eliminate PvP and its players from whatever game they happen to be playing. Has absolutely no idea that other players (with different tastes) exist as well. You are a "kiddie" if you don't agree with them.

"The care bears from WoW and RIFT are invading Guild Wars 2."

by YouWhineCauseYoureBad October 15, 2012

82๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tiny bear, A

A tiny bear is the world's greatest metaphor - it can be used in a large variety of different situations or to explain. The real symbolism of a tiny bear is not anything specific, and can be bent to any distortion the user should think of.

"He's a loner, never goes out, never has any friends... like a tiny bear."

"If I don't watch out, I'll be stuck in a really difficult situation... like a tiny bear."

"Hitler rose to power by slowly moving through Czechoslovakia, to Poland, and claimed a huge empire... like a tiny bear."

by Daniel Stranger October 9, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


paddington bear

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.

That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.

by ben_waballs April 12, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


duck bear

Duckbear is the gamefaqs joke account to top all joke accounts anywhere, ever. He's a fat slob who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it.
At first he plagued LUE with his topics and messages of redemption and terror, but then he spread to all the boards on gamefaqs. Back in the day, even the administrator would get mad at him for his absolute holiness.

Duckbear(gamefaqs), Christian Carlos(gamefaqs), Soldier of Christ(BOL)

by Kahzakahna April 30, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž