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In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.
GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.
Tony Blair:..Shit the bed
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shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!
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When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.
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a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals
shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins
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1. Bed-level refers to a female who is seen as the same thing as the bed she has sexual intercourse on.
2. Whore
3. Treesh
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laying in bed as though made of tin like the tin man from the wizard of oz
nigga we need to go lay tin bed; im laying tin bed with tara gail yo
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