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Some things are measured in beers, not time
A: Didn't you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
B: Man, that was beers ago!
A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!
A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day
Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?
A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.
I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!
After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.
Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!
(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.
Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."
Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."
Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.
Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.