a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
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a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis
"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"
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Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.
It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.
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(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)
BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
Man 1: Iβm looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this eveningβ¦.
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because Iβm a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! Iβll FUCK Nβ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
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Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.
Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.
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A person who is acting annoying and bothersome. (A pain in the butt)
Person 1: Bro my cousin is such a poopy butthole.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 3: He rapped and murdered my entire family. Even my dog.
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Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.
When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!
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