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July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024


Mr.I buy cloths everyday

A person who thinks they are rich but are actually a loser and are no where near rich

Person:Hi my name is Mr.I buy cloths everyday

You: ahhh a loser ahh boring

by LocalShopAssistant July 13, 2018


2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 25, 2023


Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023


buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023


Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional

Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today

by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021


power buy

When you buy something very expensive, that you can’t really afford, in an attempt to show off.

I can believe Justin bought a 98in tv, it was such a power buy.

by Cyber_Musashi April 30, 2021