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A sex toy that grows in the wild
Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy
OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS
A plant that when hugged will give you valuable presents
I LOVE cactus I NEED CACTUS AHHHHHH!!!!
A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.
"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"
cactus another name for a self-righteous prick
Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!
An insult.
A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.
It means someone who is always full of pricks
Ryan, why do you always have to be such a Fucking cactus