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The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.
(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."
"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
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“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”
The act of taking a topic or conversation out of bounds in extremity.
Guy1: hey dude want to come over later today?
Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.
1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
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A powerful SMR duo that involved the legendary Purify and Trigek. Commonly part of the Crusaders alliance, they are known for their impossibly good coordination and they're deadly use of double mother ships. Known to take on enemy ops fleets and come away with two or more kills before escaping.
Smor: Man, Team Canada just got 4 kills.
Mar: I wish I was as cool as team Canada.
Orca: Team Canada are my idols.
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the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch
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