Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

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Catch 21

Similar to a catch 22. It is used for the rare occasion when you run into a catch 22, because you in fact are not 21.

Friend: Why didn't you come to Vegas with us?

Me: Well, I have my court date for underaged drinking and I'm not 21 so I wouldn't be able to do anything in Vegas.

Friend: Man that is a catch 22

Me: More like a catch 21!

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catch the wave

asking if someone is down to have sex or get freaky

ay shorty you trying to catch the wave or not?

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catching flak

when you did something and now all of your friends are throwing shade but you are catching flak.

Man I'm catching flak after missing that three pointer

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Catch-21

The ultimate problem in any shopping outing. Do you go to Forever 21 first and end up wearing "cheap goggles" the whole trip, or do you risk buying a dress at retail cost only to find it at Forever 21 for 10x less at the end of your trip?

Girl, they just put a Forever 21 right across from a J.Crew! What a Catch-21!

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catch a body

to have sex with a girl

"You get no puss, when are you gonna catch a body."

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catch and release

1. they act of using one hand to fish hook or "catch" a woman, while having sex from behind, and with the other hand, giving her a donkey punch to "release" her.

I knocked that hooker out with the ole' catch and release.

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