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When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
KWC is an acronym for: Keys, Wallet and Cellphone
KWC Check is a kind of a quick process where you check if you have your Key, Wallet and Cellphone with you or not in relevant situations such as when leaving your home for work, or while leaving a party or a friend's place or a restaurant.
Have you done your KWC Check?
Oh shit. I forgot to do my KWC check before leaving. Now, I don't have my wallet with me :(
Asking someone's opinion on something.
(Note: It can be hyphenated.)
Person A: Hype check the new phone Google came out with!
Person B: It's quite swell.
The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.
Look at your money, then look at my money
I have more money than you check the statistics