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Rock salmon (spiny dogfish) and chips. A meal you get at a fish 'n chip shop.
Not made up for a shitty BBC show.
Fancy getting some rock and chips?
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Flat chips are what people commonly mistake for Fried Potato. Flat chips do not exist.
Charlie: Hey Ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
Ramzy: You mean fried potato?
Charlie: Yes, sorry for mixing that up. Flat chips do not exist.
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A chip you use to scoop up and retrieve part of another chip that has broken off into delicious chip dip. This is a dangerous manouver as you risk breaking the second chip in the second chip in the same dense area you lost the first. However, if done successfully, you are rewarded with an increased chip to dip ratio and optimized crunchiness.
"The guacamole is so thick it broke my nacho. Deploying Recon Chip!"
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staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone
“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”
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Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.
I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.
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When you shart in the crotch of your underwear and let it dry until it becomes crispy. When peeled from the underwear and kept in one piece it’s resembles the shape of a Pringle chip
Damn frank your poop chip looks like the perfect Pringle chip
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