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Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.
a place where you can find almost anything, school shooters, people addicted to drugs, gang bangers, and kids that threaten to shoot teachers
“hey did you hear about that kid that got ran over?”
“yeah it happened at clark middle school right?”
A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
This school is located in St. John is the richest school in the LC district. We love our school and as a all-white school… we love to make fun of other districts!
her: ewww look at Merrillville and they are so ghetto…
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School
A little kid with a small dick
Britton clark has a small dick
When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"
Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"