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When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.
my butthole is clean as a slip
I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.
Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.
My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.
When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)
There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.
Not brand new, but brand clean.
I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.
A fresh start.
I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.