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The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago
my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him
1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain
2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed
:’)
“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”
Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”
Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.
"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.
A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!
Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!
When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?
Syrup-laced blunts.
A: Hit this coated L.
B: What's it coated with?
A: Promethazine.