zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

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Cooter-bones

Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!

Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!

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Cooter box

Cooter box is an alternate name for a female's vagina.

Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.

Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.

Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.

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Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

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Cooter cork

its basically it's a words for a tampon.

Hey,will you go and get me a cooter cork form my bathroom it's that time of the month.

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Cooter-john

Vagina.

She bent over and her cooter-John was showing.

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teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

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