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A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
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When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.
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a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.
"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"
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When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
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When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend
Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?
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noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
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When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.
Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
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