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What I put in your Mum's holes last night.
No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check
Pussy-Check
Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)
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A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder
Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod
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Long penis and is fun in bed. He would always give you what you want and will always make you laugh. He is a good baker and makes the best cookies. Dick always has sex in his mind and will always ask for it without safety if your willingly to go for it. If he is around your girlfriend then most likely. she isn't your girlfriend anymore.
GF: you home
BF:noe
Dick: ready
GF: ya come over
Dick: ok
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1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
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AKA MEATSTICK, My meatstick is a caramel colored thick meaty rod.
I put my dick in the wrong hole again
It is a shlong for me not dick motherfucker.
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Somthing that falls off if your not careful
Hi mom my dick
Hello my dick and is on fire
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