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A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He bummed a ciggarette off me again.
Bloody Dildo Baggins!
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A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
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another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.
"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."
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A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
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Funny Parody of Bilbo Baggins that can be used to piss of your friends.
Person A:Hey did you see the new Hobbit movie?
Person B:Yeah,what about it?
Person A:Do you remember Dildo Gaggins?
Person B:Who?
Person A:You know,Dildo Gaggins :).
Person B:Screw you
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A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...
Kid: *holding fruit dildo* i hate my life !!!
*see picture for reference*
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an exagerated king sized dildo that have viens that course through it
tom was a gay fag so he used a horny dildo to please his mangina
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