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When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
A boy who loves to pick up already smoked fags from the floor
Don’t be a snoop doggy dog ends and just leave the dog ends alone
Pro-Animal activists who share disturbing animal cruelty pics/stories on Social Media.
Had to unfollow Sarah McLaughlin ... can't take the Doggie Downer pics.
When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.
Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.
You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs
My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates
**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.
1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”