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Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.
To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
Fred: Your sister is a succubus.
Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.
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Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.
My boss is such a douche tube.
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1. The actions of a douchebag
2. Being a compelete douchebag
Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.
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A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:
- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay
This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."
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Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.
Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
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A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth
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Like a douche bag, but worse.
So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.
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