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A well-meaning phrase that seldom actually improves anything overall, but instead merely results in a lot of emotional discomfort and sexual-harassment accusations.
"Hugs not drugs" usually doesn't solve anything, anymore than dry-drunks are actually helped by being given sweets as a reward for not imbibing, which of course merely gets them hooked on sugar instead or alcohol --- it just trades one serious addiction for another. So all that "hugs not drugs" does is to cause people who would ordinarily crave drugs to instead begin invading others' personal boundaries by demanding affectionate gestures many times per day --- again, nothing is really "solved" or "improved"; it merely shifts the abuse from one destructive habit to another comparably-damaging-to-society activity.
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An interjection. Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".
From "Chappelle's Show":
Rick James: "Why you hit me like that Charlie Murphy?!?!"
Charlie Murphy: "Cause you hit me, man!!"
Rick: "That was weeks ago, motherfucker!!"
Charlie: "NO!! It was tonight!!"
Rick: "What? I..I hit you tonight..."
Charlie(voice over): I could see that he had no idea, he had really forgot."
Rick (Being interveiwed): "Cocaine is a hell of drug."
Example #2
Dude 1: "Dude you are so retarted."
Dude 2: "Hey now, cocaine is a hell of a drug."
Example #3
Dude 1: "What's up dude?
Dude 2: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!"
Example #4
Dude 1: "He's in rehab now.'
Dude 2: "Yeah, cocaine is a hell of a drug."
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An amazing album released by Falling In Reverse and one of their best songs.
The Drug In Me Is You is Awesome.
The end all, be all drug thats incorporates many other drugs in its creation. Containing equal parts cocaine, ecstasy, black tar heroin, acid, Chemical-X, and Vietnamese crack.
Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".
It is assumed that normal illegal drugs like heroin became too mild and mundane for actor Charlie Sheen. So he in turn invented this new type of drug.
-Did you hear about Ralph?
-No what?
-He had a seizure, blacked out, went into coma, and died of a heart attack after one hit of the Charlie Sheen Drug
-Poor Ralph
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Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
Drug Dealer Time
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
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Male performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and Cialis taken before TSA pat downs or naked body scans to show off your manhood in full form.
Friend : Have fun getting pictures of your junk taken at the airport, maybe they can post them on your facebook.
You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.
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