Someone you can't trust and should never trust.
you told Eva something??? omg shes going to tell everyone because she cant be trusted!
Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.
- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you
STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED
#evahateclub
"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"
Loves sport, is obsessed with boys and is the kind of girl you like or don’t like
Eva is nice
the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter
Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA