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A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
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The act of cropping someone out of a picture on facebook so you can have a better profile picture.
Male A: "So I got tagged in a picture at that party on 9th ave, not to be conceded, but I looked damn good, I would totally profile picture it, but that nasty girl from across the street was in it too!"
Male B: "Dude that's not a problem, Facebook Cut that ho!"
Male A: "Damn, how could I have forgot!"
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the one who always likes other people fb wall post, no matter what it is, mainly intended to get him/herself appearing on other facebook's news feed.
Status: has just checked check-n 'Shitty Plaza".
LIKE
Status: I just lost my phone.
LIKE
Status: is from "being Relationship" into "Single"
LIKE (aw man, what's the point?)
Status: bla bla, please like if you think so too.
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is hot!
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is gay.
LIKE
GFYS Facebook Liker!
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verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.
throw it into casual conversation:
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"
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Worldwide social media network used by billions of people around the world, where you could post videos, pictures, like, comment, and more on people(s) photos.
Me: *Posts photo of me dancing to Lady Gaga*
Friend: Dude, you're weird.
Me: I know, tell me something I don't know.
Friend 2: *Likes photo*
Me: Facebook is amazing.
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