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A bunch of twin loving freaks who cheer for the Vancouver Canucks and think their teams the greatest in the world, even though they have never won a cup in franchise history. The most disrespectful, classless fans in the league (Eg. shine laser pointers in opposing teams goalies eyes).
Billy: That group of people is spitting on old people
John: Must be Canuck fans
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The worst fans of any sports team in the history of the world. Characterized by the ability to yell, "YAAAAAY, Cubbies!" like a 12 year old girl, and an incessant need to tell other teams' fans that they suck... even as the Cubs lose... again.
It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.
There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.
The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"
The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"
Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
Guy 1: "I feel sorry for the Cubs. Not only do these guys have to play for a perennial loser, they have to do it for the worst fans alive!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
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A man who is attracted to other men.
Dude, he's such a man fan!
Stop checking me out. Dont be such a man fan!
What, are you a man fan?
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the fans of the now deceased rapper xxxtentacion. insulting their lord and savior can lead to a onslaught of edgy preteens. be careful y’all
if you don’t know what x fans are then idk what to tell you bro
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An obsessed and entitled fan of a celebrity, movie, TV series, etc. who goes out of their way to worship who/what they’re a fan of. Their way of devotion is by constantly posting about the person or thing and saying, “(insert name) IS MY LIFEE!!!! (insert random emojis)” When someone slightly has a different opinion on the person or thing, the fanatic acts all offended by saying, “OMG STOP SHADING (insert name)!!!” or “(insert name) HAS A HARD LIFE! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!” Like damn we all have differences in opinion, ya small minded little bitches! To add on, toxic fans also go out of their way to belittle other fans who aren’t obsessed.
Unpopular statement: “Remember when iconic hairstyles in the 80s didn’t require hair extensions like people like Ariana Grande use now?”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”
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1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.
Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!
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1. A person who knows nothing about football that likes to dress up as a grim reaper or some other horror film monster.
2. A drunken idiot that is so ashamed to be a Raider fan, they have to hide behind face-paint and masks.
3. A fan that makes excuses and blames the refs for their losses.
4. Someone who can never get out of the 49ers shadow- hence the dark makeup and masks.
5. Obviously an idiot for liking a team that moves to LA for money, fails, and then moves back to Oakland.
6. Those drunken idiot white trash fools looking for fights that are at A's games on "Dollar Night" because thats the only game they can afford to go to.
6. Someone who likes a team that they can't watch on TV because of their selfish owner needs a sell-out crowd to do so, in which never happens because Raider fans never go to games.
7. I think I've made my point.
Any brainwashed institutionalized trashy scumbag is guaranteed to be a Raider fan.
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