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When you are fingering a girl but ya fist goes in the vagina right up to your wrist
I fist fucked ya mom last night and she had a massive orgy
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If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.
I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.
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n. When one is being fisted in the vagina or butthole for sexual pleasure by their biological father.
I just so happened to find a Fist Daddy on Craigslist and he turned out to be my real father.
I couldn't call you back because I was being Fist Daddied.
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Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.
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A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .
Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .
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1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.
"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"
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When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)
I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.
I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.
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