Fist off

If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.

I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.

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furious fist

when you fist a girl's ass pull out a load of shit and proceed to slap her in the face with it.

I gave my girlfriend the furious fist so she tried to break up with me but i couldnt take her seriously cuz she had shit on her face

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Fist Pie

The residue left on your hand after fisting someone.

Dude, what's that all over your hand?" "Oh just some fist pie from last night.

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Fists of Furry

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

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fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .

Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .

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fist-fucker

1. One who sits on hard rubber fists (TOOMEY).
2. One who uses their fist in sex.

"Come here you fist fucker and thump my sweaty arse with your hardened fist"

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Eskimo Fisting

When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)

I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.

I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.

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