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Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.
This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.
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Flopping Fadge is when a Womans Vaginal Lips are hanging a bit loose.
Oh man! That woman I slept with last night had some serious Flopping Fadge going on.
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The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.
Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
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To jerk off. Like beating the meat.
chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.
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A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.
I pull down my big flop. (small dick)
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The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.
While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."
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A horrible uncomfortable "shoe"
This Flip Flop sucks!
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