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a joke that takes a long time to be understood
Bob:Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Bill:Why?
Bob:Cuz 7 8(ate) 9!!!
Bill:............... OH I GET IT!!!
Bob:Well that was joke grenade.
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A joke that is not told fully, ending somewhere between the beginning and the ending of the full joke. Usually just a joke but without the punch line. First recorded use was by (correct me if im wrong) Jschlatt in the "So I won the Minecraft talent show..." YouTube video.
A guy in a tiktok to the audience: Everyone tells me that I should stop listening to rap music.
Jschlatt: is this mf doing half jokes?
The guy: I wrote a book about cows...
Jschlatt: this mf is doing half jokes
The guy: Leopards, eh?
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A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.
Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.
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Spider Joke aka Spider Loc of G-Unit. Spider was given this name by The Game in one of his G-Unit disses 240 Bars
aka Spider Joke. Spider Loc also converterd from a Blood to a 'G-Unit Crip' and has yet to come out with a cd.He is also the reason we press mute when we play Madden.Spiders brother 'Marvel Williams' is also known as a Snitch, along with the other snitch 50 Cent.
GUNOT
spider joke-
hear the break down
spider loc is a joke
nigga sound like chunk off the goonies
ya life is a movie
you aint a factor you a actor fifty gave you a script
went from runnin with the bloods to a g-unit crip
whats a g-unit crip? not a gang in LA
bang on records but nigga won't bang in LA
why the fuck you wake me up ... nigga im tired
you a busta.. so ima light yo ass on Fire
nigga want my spot so he runnin with buck
keep tryna play The Game, and u 'gon get fucked
i heard diss after diss, lil nigga you suck
like yo baby mama, in the third row of my truck
naw-vail ill whoop your ass in your own hood
you so hard why didnt u put out that song about Suge
trapped in the closet, R. Kelly ass nigga
get swiss cheesed up, ol' deli ass nigga
t.boz in belly ass nigga
better ask around, i been the truth since Makaveli passed nigga
and i aint wanna have to do this shit
id rather be at home listeing to the Cam'ron diss
Dr. Dre said it best 'a bitch is a bitch'
you a myspace gangsta nigga suck my dick
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Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.
Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)
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When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
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When a small portion of a group understands an obscure reference that refers to something that the rest of the group is unaware of. This is used expressly when referring to a work situation that other work people do not understand.
Synonym: inside joke
Person #1: Hey, Bruins, agree?
Person #2 (to all): What are you talking about?
Person 3#: Don't worry, it is an in-house joke.
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