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when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.
idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
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A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
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The lack of win in any one situation.
jpmetz runs into a sliding glass door.
rchrgrl11391: Two tickets for the S.S. Failboat! We're setting sail!
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If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
Zomg she is such fail sauce.
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A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.
-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.
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A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.
"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.
Epic Fail
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When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride
Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago
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