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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 7, 2022

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forever promise

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.

Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.

Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.

by SniperGod522 January 19, 2021


High as a cat forever

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

by Pagerman November 27, 2021


Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024


Forever Days Forgotten

an epic san diego hardcore/crunkcore/dubstep band that is heavily defined by their ability to cream jeans, drop panties, and make a big steamin batch of brutal glory soup. They also live on the island of vagina and surf the waters of pussy on a regular basis. They each have their own signature custom gold, purple and silver jumpsuits and enjoy the fat burrito on occassion. The only band in San Diego that has an exotic, bootie-short wearin dancer who is open about his blatant love for bitches and sake. In general, a pretty sexy band who always brings the mosh and hard nipples.

(noun) Karl: hey, you have something on your jeans...

Sha Nay Nay: That's cuz' I just saw Forever Days Forgotten with The Jonas Brothers!

by ushwdfjjfghfh August 1, 2009


Forever Bitched

When a man or a woman imprints himself or herself on another by passing on a noncurable disease to them and forever tainting their reproductive organs.. bitch ur crotch is forever mine cause I have imprinted my disease on it...

Chris "forever bitched" alice by tainting her crotch with his frothy green discharge

by accebers February 14, 2014


forever hair

Describes the hair women get when they stop experimenting and just keep getting the same style for the rest of their lives.

I tried to get my mom to get a new style, but she likes her forever hair.

by clay princess April 1, 2011