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This is a pop-culture reference from the album "IGOR" by "Tyler, The Creator"
What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.
Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.
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The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.
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The act of fucking someone with applesauce
Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce
Guy,what the actual fuck
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missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot
the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"
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When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"
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i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME
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