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ghetto girl

Same as a ghetto chick - A female who acts and looks ghetto. Ghetto girls usually have gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red.

They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face. Ghetto girls have a very limited vocabulary, and attempt to make up for it, by forming new words, such as "constipulated" , or simply cursing persistently, or using other types of vulgarities, and making noises, such as "hmmg!", or smacking their lips, and making other angry noises,grunts, and faces.

Many ghetto girls drive a raggedy car, and play vulgar rap music very loudly, with the windows rolled down, even on Sunday afternoons. They also often have lots of kids, by lots of different men, one or more of which is serving time. Usually a ghetto girl will also be on food stamps or welfare, and/or section eight, even when she has a man secretly living with her. Ghetto girls also think it looks classy to get super long acrylic nails, with jewels and designs on them, sometimes even wearing their toenails the same way. They often have their feet decorated, but forget to scrub off the dead, dry skin, thus making their feet look crusty.

Most ghetto girls are very jealous and dramatic, and will fight at any time, for any small reason. Ghetto girls HATE well-spoken, intelligent, attractive, well-mannered women, and will often call them names, such as stuck-up bitches, snob, white girl, or Barbie. Ghetto girls feel very threatened by classy, intelligent women. Ghetto girls are often aggressive, have no manners, and no home training. They will often steal, and commit violent acts as well. You should not threaten, or offend, or even look a ghetto girl directly in the eyes, unless you know you can defend yourself in a fight, possibly even involving a weapon. Ghetto girls should be avoided at all times, if at all possible. Your best bet is to stay on the good side of town, stay out of the projects, and stay away from the welfare office and the Korean owned beauty supply stores that sell cheap, crunchy weave.

Ghetto girls see nothing wrong with wearing tight cloting, even cloting that is so tight, it shows cellulite, muffin tops, belly rolls, and other forms of fat bulges. Ghetto girls often try to rationalize their lack of manners, hygiene, style, and taste, by saying "tsk, shoooo... I ain't tryin' to impress nobody...."
This translates into: "I know I look like shit, but I'm too ghetto to shower and/or put shoes on, and brush my hair before I go to the store for pampers and cigarrettes."

I can't believe this ghetto chick had the nerve to come to my house at 11:00 at night, with her purple weave and gold teeth with her babies' names carved in them, yelling at me, rolling her neck, and waving her long, curly fingernails in my face, and telling me she was going to fight me at my house! All because she HEARD from one of her baby's daddies' wife that I said her Payless shoes were tore up.

She calls a Shoney's a nice restaurant, she's a ghetto girl.

She feeds her kids Ramen noodles and balogna sandwiches for supper every day because she's a ghetto girl.

by bonifa sharifah latifah jackson September 28, 2006

1223๐Ÿ‘ 445๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto workout

What you do when you're too poor to get a gym membership, so you work out in urban areas and playgrounds instead. Originally started by black guys in NYC.

child: Dang look at those guys doing their ghetto workout, they're so ripped!

infant: Yes

by paulWALLdo August 28, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Hands

When you see a person who is obviously from an urban area, such as a ghetto, and as they are speaking, they use their hands to help them annunciate EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE that comes out of their mouths. One of their hands are closed into a fist, denoting rage, and the other hand is open, so the slapping noise makes their points come across more clearly. Most often than not, women of urban cultures use this tactic, as this tactic usually counters the urban male as he says 'Ya know what I'm sayin' approximately 16 times per sentence.

I only watch the morning talk shows, just to see the girls from the 'hood display their ghetto hands, as they repeat themselves and make no sense at all.

Ouch! Your ghetto hands must really hurt, Shanaynay........you were making a lot of good points just now!!!!

by carlipet September 22, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto life

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.

Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.

by Henry 81 June 15, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto pizza

A slice of bread (preferably Wonderbreadโ„ข) topped with ketchup, a slice of American cheese and microwaved for 45 seconds. Typically used in periods between welfare when money is tighter than usual.

"Damn Leroy! All dis crack's done givin' me the MUNCHIES!"
"Chillax Tyrone, we just cook ourselves up some of the ghetto pizza!"
"Oo boy, jus' like mama used to make!"

by Blutorse4792 February 25, 2008

66๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto french

A person with a given name that begins with the French definite articles, le, la, l', or any variation of these articles, including the redundant, repetitive or misuse of punctuation or spaces between letters or words.

La Quesha lives in the hood, she ghetto french.

by malibudict August 22, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto poser

one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.

usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.

this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.

ghetto poser: "eminem is a white rapper who acts black" not like me, though i'm the shizzle

by conrad Theownage April 28, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž