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A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
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one the most lethal jokes of all time. Only time usable as comeback when being flamed in public.
random guy "Your fit is garbage my guy are those New Balance?" You "Your granny a tranny."
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instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.
person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
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someone who is very cenile but at a young age. a real titty baby
geesh todd....eat the fucking pie and quit being a bitch ass nanny granny
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This statement is used in an argument to absolutely DESTROY the opponent. It means your grandma is transgender, allowing you to destroy the opponent and win the argument/battle.
Stranger 1: Ur mom gay lol
Stranger 2: Well ur granny tranny x2
Stranger 1: *dies*
It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…
Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!