bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.

There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
　　 In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
　　 They are lively and intelligent
　　 they are fun-loving and nimble
　　 They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
　　 They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
　　
　　 Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
　　 Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
　　 They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
　　 River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert

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cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

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Your ass is grass

1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.

Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.

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go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

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cut my grass

When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.

I went away for the weekend, and when I came back, I found out the bastard had cut my grass.

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fresh cut grass

a clean shaved cunt or pussy(virgin).

guy 1: the girl im dating is a virgin...
guy 2: hey! look at the bright side, thats fresh cut grass you got there!

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