hairy furriness

Adjective; a word that describes having hair all over the body

Boy: "its called hair..."
Girl: "no its fur....."
Boy: " how 'bout its hairy furriness...."
Girl: "fine..."

hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.

Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.