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Someone in ice- hockey that is always pushing people into the walls and ALWAYS starting the fights. You will find a "goon", the offending players, always in the penalty box. He or she has to watch their team play with 4 players until their "time-out" is up., which is 2-5 mins. long, depending on the penalty.
Some penalties: roughing, tripping, elbowing, high-sticking, knee-ing, charging, slashing, etc....
Christina: "Man, Dylan is such a "ice-hockey goon", for starting that fight against the Thrashers goaltender, and now has 5 mins in the penalty box. "
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Swag that is so amazing that it can only belong to hockey players. Usually this type of swag is found in New England. Anybody with unreal swag can dangle around any player, snipe on the best goalies, and can get biddies.
Bender 1: Woah that kid has unreal hockey swag.
Bender 2: Yea he just dangled around all of us and then sniped on our goalie.
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A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.
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This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.
I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.
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The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.
“All hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”
The best girls in the world. Loyal af and they give the best gifts. The most caring girls. They will never play with you or break your heart. They have the best booty out of all sports. They have good bodies because they are always in the gym. They are tough and will not tolerate anyone being negative towards them, so stay on their good side. Always cherish your field hockey girl and you will be happy forever!
Dude 1: Broooo did you see that girl! She’s so hot!
Dude 2: Yeah bro. That’s because she is a field hockey girl.
When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.
Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.
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