ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.

Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.

iPod

A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod! I don't believe you!

iPod U2

A special edition of Apple's music player iPod. First generation released on October 26, 2004
This model has the autographs of the U2 band members etched onto the back, and black device body, red click wheel.
In addition, early model will comes with coupon for order The Complete U2 in iTunes store, latter model will comes with 30 minutes free music or video coupon of U2 band

A rare model of Apple, every iPod collectors or lovers may want the iPod U2