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When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter
Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.
When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.
"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"
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A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.
Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
A webcomic made by Sabrina Cotugno, It is also based on the book Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
“What are you reading?”
“A webcomic.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Glass Scientists!”
The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.