The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...
Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.
We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.
When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.
Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesn’t understand/hear what you said.
I told you 5 times that I was going to the game tonight, you wooden-ear
To lie; to fib; to bend the truth
Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"
Where music has a fun party time
The music was having a party in my ear balls
this is my dad's word for air pod's
hey y/n can you pass me my ear pod's