Frank Moment

A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.

Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.

Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.

Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!

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Jah Moment

a moment where you just get shot outside of a motorcycle store, in some instances this can occur when the "moonlight uh!" comes out

Devin: "bruh i just had a jah moment"
Pablo: "damn bruh are you okay i always have jah moments it hurts"
Devin: "Yuh im good"

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stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

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Tumbleweed moment

The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)

Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.

Everybody else: .......................... (Tumbleweed moment)

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kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

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eyeforcz moment

to ping @everyone when you warn someone called everyone and cause weeks of people asking who pinged me

Eyeforcz: ?warn @everyone
WHO PINGED ME??!!
bruh ping
Who pinged me
tomboz: ?lock
admin: eyeforcz moment omegalul

Muffin moment

n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.

Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.