Refridgerator-Oven

A person that is both hot like an oven, and cool... like a refridgerator.

I did a refridgerator-oven the other night. Wicked hot, and wicked cool my friend.

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Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)

Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!

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Bake Oven Knob

1) Great place to visit for Nature lovers and marijuana lovers alike.
2) Highest point in Carbon County.
3) Spot of the 4-20 cave.

Me: Have you ever been to the 4-20 cave at Bake Oven Knob?
Friend: No, what is it?
Me: "lighting a joint, smiling" Just a really, really friendly place to be.

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reverse Dutch oven

When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.

scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.

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the oven system

it defines how a baby is made in an easier way...u see the sperm is like the batter nd the vagina is like the oven...afer 9 months in the oven..a cake..or baby..is made

johnny's batter went into jill's oven and a baby was made by using the oven system

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dutch oven pizza

a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)

oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!

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Modified Dutch Oven

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.

Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."

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