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To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.
"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha
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A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.
Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!
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an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.
whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain
1. Some one who is a complete dumbass
2. Some one who is a complete bitch
3. Someone who is just very sluty and is a hoe
Dude did you hear what Rebecca said about you
Ya I did but I don't really care cuz she is just a whack ass hoe
A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.
Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.
Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!
Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!
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When something happens that is lit, whack, and also a little bit sad.
"Yo Chad just jumped off a cliff!"
"Damn, that was Whack-a Mack-a Ronie"
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