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January 3rd
The day we celebreate immigrants worldwide 🌎
Happy International immigrants day y'all🎉🎊
Its the day we celebrate all immigrants
means that no matter where he goes he gets to have oral sex with women
Josh: I've got so much money i could have oral sex anywhere
dequan: damn dude that's what we call international oral sex
March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)
Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
DECEMBER 19
on this day you ratio as many people as you can whether it be on twitter or roblox chat
"i disagree with your opinion." "ratio"
"it's international ratio day!" "ratio"
Also known as the ISB, is a shithole of a highschool in Switzerland, mostly made up of rich white kids. You recognize an ISB student either from their yelling on public transport, occupying the whole A2 club, or passed out in the streets on a saturday night. There’s no quiet place to study in this school, the only place where you can catch a break are the underground music rooms. But they’re occupied by seniors raw dogging their 8th grader girlfriends. The bathrooms are also a no go, unless you don’t mind clouds of nicotine. The teachers have no skills in working with kids and empathy does not exist. They have the same monkey brain as the crackheads at the train station. If you want a break, most of the kids in this school know or are drug dealers. So you can meet on the weekend to get drunk and high to forget your torments. Your brain is already frying because of the stupidity of the school, stress, and radiation from all the devices. So why not fry it some more by snorting speed. it’s the only thing making you feel alive anyways. 32k a year for a shitty education, with extra: Development of either depression, anxiety, or an eating disorder because you can’t afford to spend 10CHF a day for shit food. Get ready to pay more than 32K because therapy bills will start piling. The ISB might have a mascot but no spirit, you can’t expect high depressed students to cheer on the school that got them in their current misery.
Therapist: How do you have so much work and get so little sleep? It's not humane.
Student: I go to the International School of Basel, it's a norm there.
Therapist: Ah yes, I have a lot of patients from that school.
The 'International Beer Sign' is the internationally accepted gesture for the word 'Beer'. It is used in loud environments such as clubs or when communicating with deaf people to help them understand that you want a beer.
The gesture is done by opening the mouth, placing both hands below as if holding a beer bottle, and moving them up and down while twisting the bottle.
In a club:
Man: "I'd like a beer please"
Bartender: "I can't hear you"
Man: does international beer sign
Bartender: " ah yes, beer."
International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”
“Yeah you’d certainly know.”