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internet soiree

An internet party but with classier beverages, such as mixed drinks and wine.

"thi8s nheternet soiree is totally snweet."

by Jack Nance July 27, 2004

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Internet Hate

A list of things that are hated the most on the internet, it can go in whatever order you want.

Rebecca Black
Justin Bieber
The Twilight Saga
Disney Channel
Pop Music

Nickelodeon
Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus
Big Time Rush

I actually feel sorry for them, all the hate they get daily.

Hater number 60,000,000
Female singer they hate: Rebecca Black
Male singer they hate: Justin Bieber
Book they hate: All the Twilight books
TV channel they hate: Disney Channel

S/he is full of Internet hate on them.

by user2242 June 23, 2011

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internet crybaby

Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.

"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"

"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."

by jimchach February 6, 2005

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Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 2, 2010

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Internet Pussy

Children that try to act tough on the internet

That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.

by Anomalee September 11, 2008

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Vagina of the Internet

Myspace.com
"A place for friends."

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.

by someone who is here June 2, 2006

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Internet moderator

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.

Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.

by Snake breeder December 21, 2010

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