What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.
You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.
Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>
Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.
Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<
a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.
Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.
a word an idiot would call dankpods
me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot
it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept
superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school
xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch
An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.
John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.