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Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.
Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...
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A marijuana related assemblage where only those bringing thier own lighters are allowed. Passing or borrowing lighters is strictly prohibited and can result in an Irish themed ass whooping. Anyone can join, as well- providing they're nonchalant about it.
John was acting like a fucktard and trying to join our irish session without his own fire.
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an irish woman, who is outwardly very sweet but behind closed doors, is a sexual deviant. people expect her to be this sweet innocent girl, and when she says something dirty or sexual, the typical response would be "oh you little slutmuffin". she also likes to drink and party, like the irish do.
"did you hear what that irish girl said?" "oh yes, she is quite the little irish slutmuffin" "and we thought she was so sweet and innocent!"
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After you fuck an Irish girl in the ass, you give her a dead leg. As her leg shakes uncontrollably, it will look as if she is doing the Irish jig.
Last night, after leaving the pub with Cathleen. We went back to my place and I gave her the best Irish jig since St. Patrick's Day 2001.
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The act of using a potato peeler to peel the skin off of someone's face. Very painful, used as a form of punishment.
Named for the stereotype that all irish eat potatoes.
Throwing whiskey on the victim (making it more irish) after the act is optional and will cause more pain to the person because the alclohol burns the wounds.
Billy walked around with gruesome scars for the rest of his life after he recieved an irish makeover from the Slim Jim Guy
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Diarrhea, the morning after a night at the bar
“Sorry Sally, can’t do breakfast. I’m neck deep in an Irish Spring.”
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Irish plague: alcoholism
My granny died of the Irish plague.
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