End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

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end@end.end

The email address specified in this scary story;

If you have msn messanger, open it up. Delete all of your contacts, and keep it that way for one week (creating a new account won't work; it needs to have been used). At the exact one-week point from when you deleted your last contact, sign on again. Add someone called "end@end.end" and sign out. That same day, log in at exactly 1:55am and wait until 2:00am. "End@end.end" will sign on at 2:00am. It will remain online for 30 minutes.
If you get the courage to talk to it, you will soon discover that it will not respond. It will only respond if you ask it a specific question:

"What is The End?"

Your computer will lock up for about 30 seconds, and then the screen will go black. You will then see a video pop up in the blackness. Do not close your eyes and avert your gaze: you will die immediately if you do. Watch the video. It will show you dying in the most horrible death you can think of, one you always thought would be the worst. In the background, there will be the sound of an infant crying.
When the video is over, click the red heart that is in the center of the screen. Your computer will return to normal. All your contacts will be back, but "end@end.end" will be gone. You will not be able to re-add it.

You will die exactly as shown three days later.

Anybody have the guts to IM end@end.end?

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the dead end

to have a penis touch a womans cervix during sexual intercourse.

I fucking this bitch and her pussy was so small that my small penis hit the dead end

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jib end

the very end of a spliff, the bit you pass that noone with any sense wants to smoke as it is lip burning or it is cardboard.

'anyone want the jib end on this almost smoked boona?'

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Knob End

Preston 'Knob End' FC. Championship football team who have England Star David NUGENT playing for them!

KNOB END are playing Burnley tonight!

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Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

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Shallow end

Penetrative sex where the penis goes in, but only a little bit in; reaching only shallow depths. Problem caused often either by inability to get a full erection

The lower third of the vagina is the most sensitive; try getting him to dip the tip into just the shallow end

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