slow your roll

1. Slow Down. Be Calm.
2. Slow down your game. Stop coming on so strong to a female.

1. "Slow your roll homie, I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha."
2. "You'd better slow your roll junior player, you'll just get shutdown down out going like that."

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

slow your roll

1. calm down
2. stop freaking out

Dude, slow your roll.

Sex Me Slow

To make strong, passionate love to a women or man. The sex is slow, steady, and often times lengthy.

Permission granted to sex me slow - Tom Jones "sexbomb"

Low, Slow, and Easy

When landing on a hard surface that is not a runway

"Remember the old saying, "Low, Slow, and easy?"

You're Too Slow

A phrase that's become quite popular - a meme, to be more accurate.
To put it simply, its a side taunt that Sonic says in the game Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

"You're too slow! C'mon, step it up!" - Sonic The Hegdehog, Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.

5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.